Just to lighten the load.....
I went to visit a Fundamentalist Independent Baptist Church in Virginia Beach, Virginia when I was a young Christian in the Early 80's. A Senior Chief Petty Officer name Sandy Rogers I highly respected went there. He was a lay preacher I listened to on the U.S.S. Forrestal. He was a man above reproach. And he loved people and His Lord.
Anyways, there was a visiting Preacher that day. He was round as he was tall. He had a white head of hair that just magnified his faces contorting as he got louder as the sermon when on. At the highth of his excitement and running around the place loudly yelling at the crowd he started off on a tyraid about his Baptist heritage. As he proceeded he said as loudly as he could, "I am not an arminean. I am not a Calvinist. I am a BAAAABBBBTTTTTTIIIIIIIISSSSSSSST! I was BORN a BABTIST. I was RAISED a BABTIST. I WILL DIE A BAAAABBBBBTTTTTTIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSST!
I just sat back in my chair in a bewildered, amazed, and stupified look and said, Wow. That little southern man just wore me out.
I was already a Calvinist and attended a Reformed Baptist Church so he had no effect on me. But I am sure his energy did something for my edification.
I did learn some good stuff from Sandy Rogers though. He was a good Christian Navy man. And he lived out his convictions. His kids were cute also.
That story reminds me of the Landmark Baptist I heard preach last year. He went on for about 45 minutes about his baptist heritage and pretty much condemned all Presbyterians and Reformed.
I should have gotten up and walked out, but I was with a friend and didn't want to leave him sitting there.
To be frank, Ryan, I think a modern-day Paul would have said of such thinking about baptism: " For in Jesus Christ neither baptism availeth any thing, nor unbaptism..."