Evangelistic Jokes?

Eoghan

Puritan Board Senior
Fred is down in the harbour and sees Harry coming in and tying up his boat.

Harry, I thought you weren't due back until the weekend, says Fred
I was but I had to save my sole, says Harry
You mean you heard the hurricane forecast and were not ready to appear before the judgment throne, says Fred.
Nope, says Harry, I forgot to load up with ice

(You need ice to preserve your catch)
 
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