Caption challenge

[SolaSaint]

Jack kind of suggested a caption contest, so here goes for one. Please change the caption with your wit and humor.

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[Rich Koster]

Do you think that plot of ground will be big enough for the prison?

 

[JP Wallace]

"Cross the road, turn left at Costco and you'll find the McDonalds on the right after about a hundred yards"

 

[seajayrice]

"Where shall we whip the Baptist?"

 

[BJClark]

'See that Mountain over there?"

 

[PresbyDane]

"Toilet, eh yes okay, do you see those trees waaayy over there...."

 

[au5t1n]

"And that's where we'll build the Indian-sensitive megachurch."

 

[Andres]

well in the future when you do a "caption challenge" it might be best not to select a picture that already has a caption.

 

[TimV]

Those are the ones who stole my trousers.

 

[MarieP]

Tim, I was trying to figure out something about trousers, lol

 

[Marrow Man]

There is the location of the horseless carriage that left you and your friend in those awful neck braces.

 

[Jack K]

"And next to the sanctuary we plan to put—let's see if I remember this right, Your Excellency—something called a... Starbucks."

 

[Rich Koster]

Those guys want you to pose for a cigar box picture.

 

[Poimen]

"I accuse.... YOU!"

 

[Phil D.]

We'll call that place, "Salem."

 

[panta dokimazete]

The stocks? Well, sir, right up there and ready to go!

 

[jambo]

"See! These wagon wheels definitely going backwards"

 

[Danny]

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's superman!

 

[Pergamum]

"See that sign on the shore. It says, "Definitely no smiling.." so I guess we're all right."

 

[he beholds]

I believe I see a Wal-Mart sign over there. Think we have enough tobacco to trade for a pair of knickers?

 

[Bradwardine]

Look, men without beards !

 

[Reformed Roman]

Is this where we will persecute the Catholics? Ah..... Excellent....

 

[SolaSaint]

Great replies, its nice to throw a liitle humor around.

 

[BlackCalvinist]

LAUNCELOT: Look, my liege!
ARTHUR: Camelot!
GALAHAD: Camelot!
LAUNCELOT: Camelot!
PATSY: It's only a model.

 

[Mushroom]

What be thif withering ftink?

Aye beleeve 'twaf that one what paff'd thif odiferouf gaff, gov'ner! Shall we chaftife him with lashes, or haul him 'round the keel?

 

[travstar]

"I'm inventing a new sort of joke. Pull my finger."

 

[Gforce9]

"Look.......it's our best life now........"

 

[Rev. Todd Ruddell]

"Yes, those men over there are enjoying our Friday casual dress code, as am I. Now, let's get you out of that collar..."

 

[Theogenes]

The Google Map says that Plymouth Rock should be right there...

 

[SolaGratia]

The below statements are not a caption but sad observations:

No wonder the Puritans don't get respect in America and Northern Europe, therefore their beliefs are a joke and are rejected in such places!

No wonder why other religious figures (Buddha, Ignatius of Loyola, Mohammed, etc.) get more respect in the world, and they were really puritans in the stereotypical negative sense!

Note: Sorry guys, but I don't think this is right and wise of us especially as Reformed Protestants to make fun of our "spiritual forefathers" like the world does to them and the same to us.